terrorise the world, and blow up many buildings. Patty Stumph burst in through the door, armed with a shotgun. Frank jumped, and Patty pulled the trigger, but all that came out was a...

poster of Pete Wentz.
"Posters for everybody...MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone hid behind Steven Hawking, who had magically appeared.
"Leave. Ev-ery-bo-dy-a-lone-you-tal-ent-less-child."
Patty ran for the door, but...

Hawking focused his eyes on Pattys head... A laser bean (yes, thats correct) shot from his speaking machine, and bounced off Pattys head, knocking him unconscious. Andy (FOB) burst through the door, dragging Pete by his enormous teeth...

They were out the door with Patty faster than Gerard could say 'I miss my Grandma'. Gerard said those exact words as soon as FOB were gone. This caused an awkward silence, one that could only be broken by the sound of a tambourine. So Rhizz, Gerard and Mikey started playing the tambourine, forming a band called...

THE SUPERSONIC HAWKINGS! They cheered and jeered, giggling maniacally. Rhiz jumped, accidentally stepping on Mikeys toe. He started to swell, and turn green - he was the Incredible...

Mulk. Gerard and Rhizz, realising that his misfortune would make them millions, started a circus. The Tambourine Family Circus it was called. They toured the East Coast of the USA, making billions of pennies. Finally, Rhizz retired to Ohio, where she married...

George Bush. He had finally given up blowing peoples homes up, and moved to Ohio a year before Rhiz retired, at the age of 12 and a half. Unfortunately, she died on their wedding day, due to 'unknown causes' (the empty tablet boxes were ignored).


STAY TUNED FOR PART III COMING SOON!