he would go find Krist, to carry on his tale before he died! Dave put out the fire in his hair, and found out he was half bald. Starting to cry, he made his way out of the door (kicking the kid from the exorcist in the face on the way) and began his journey to...

Hawaii with the kid from The Exorcist clinging onto his leg. They became quite attached on this journey (attached meaning the kid had become part of Dave's leg). When he finally found Krist, he wasn't actually 'Krist' anymore, he was now Kristina. Dave was horrified and when he started to cry the tears burned the kid from The Exorcist's skin. Krist(ina) said...

"Hello dearest david. Its been so long. And you look spiffing..."

Krist licked his lips, and Dave backed away into one of the volcanoes, Kristina following him. The lave sizzled around the kid thing from the exorcist, and she finally melted away. "Come here my pretty," said Krist. Dave..

used his mole skills he'd learned from Garibaldi and quickly dug an escape tunnel. Whilst in the tunnel he found a tiny family of hungry gremlins, they bit at his face and when Dave finally managed to get above ground all that was left of his face was half an ear and his teeth. Everyone around him screamed and...

collapsed on the floor. Except for one person - ellie. She laughed and laughed not realising that the gremlins were coming for her. They hid in the trees, and peoples hair, before finally...

they ate Ellie's face too. All the people who were unconscious had their faces torn to pieces. Dave was still alive for some reason and he stole this dudes scooter and rode of into the horizon to find...

Jared, who amazingly, was still alive from his motorway incident. Dave didnt actually find him himself - Jared had stuck his foot in the scooters wheel, nicked it, and rode off. Jared whistled, Whistle While You Work To Himself, when suddenly..

Jared rode over a rock and flew into the air at great speed. He giggled to himself until he hit his head off a larger rock, Jared was now unconscious but he was talking to himself. A group of people surrounded him as he talked about...

fairies and butterflies. And beckie. (HA!) He muttered until they tried to carry him off to their secret lair. Jared screamed and ran off, met beckie, and they skipped away into the horizon. Ellie growled, and jareds fans suddenly decided to ...

kill Beckie and allow Jared to have the love of his life, Ellie.
Relieved, Jared said "Thank God my fans saw sense and let me be with you." Ellie twitched and spun round in circles until she accidently fell off a cliff. Jared screamed and tried to get her back but she was gone - in a crumped heap on the ledge below. A person came up behind Jared and...

hugged him. It was Beckie, back from the dead. She laughed at ellies corpse, and hugged jared even more. He was so relieved that ellie was dead, he fell to the floor, and lay there wondering why he had screamed when ellie had died. She was NEVER coming back. Rhizz meanwhile, was..

killed Beckie. Jared was now happier than ever, how could he have been so deluded to like her? He got married to Rhizz and they had 666 children and 74% of them were possessed on the 26% were gerbils...

What rhizz didnt realise, was that beckie was only half dead and she came back, and killed rhizz with a spork. She fed her to the exorcist kid thing who had taken the form of ellie. Jared was like, 'ohmygod-noway. my true loves back!' He realised he'd never loved ellie or rhiz, and kept ellie locked up in the shed, feeding her fish heads. One day, the fish heads ran out, and...

[OFF/TOPIC: WHOEVER KILLED ME WAS A POOHEAD]

Bob Dylan appeared, riding a motorcycle with Mr Sakai. Ellie, who had escaped, hopped on the motorcycle and they ran to the morgue to resserect (sp?) Rhizz and get her out of the stomach of the Exorcist kid. Once they had done so, they rode on to Alaska, where Ellie promptly married Mr Sakai. At this joyous occasion, until Beckie arrived and fell into a volcano. Later that day...

Rhiz decided to go for a delightful afternoon walk, while Mr Sakai took a nap. Along the way, Bob Dylans suddenly appeared, and shoved rhizz in a sack, because his evil split personality had taken over. Meanwhile, Beckie climbed out of the volcano half dissolved, and ellie was..