driving around in a Ford Fiesta, looking for children's sweets to steal. Just as Beckie decided that we should stop killing eachother and have a happy story, Bob Dylan rode by on his motorcycle cackling, Rhizz screaming from inside the sack (which was actually a plastic bag but whatever). They couldn't decide whether to go save Rhizz or not, so they...

decided to buy an ice-cream and discuss the matter. Ellie bought a mint choc chip ice-cream, and beckie pushed her face into it. Ellie got angry, and slapped beckie round the face, breaking her nose. Finally they...

decided that they should probably save Rhizz, or else one of the Jonas Brothers would swear a vendetta against them. They hopped on a borrowed (from Mr Del-Manso) motorbike and speeded along the M6 until they stopped at a petrol station. At this petrol station there was a...

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giant toad, accompanied by its rider, mr mounsey, and mounsey junior. Bob threw rhiz onto the toads back and hi-jacked it, leaving mounsey and his son..

to scavange for food along the M6. Rhizz was thrilled at the prospect of riding a giant toad, but was horrified to see Mounsey in such a condition, along with her son. So she enlisted the help of Bob (who had changed his alliances quickly), along with Beckie with her broken nose, plus Ellie, to find them a suitable job. When they arrived at the JobCentre, they were thrilled to see...

madame garrett, in all her batfinky bingo-wingy glory, seated at the main desk. she hastily attempted to leaped over the counter to embrace rhiz, but instead..

found herself hugging mounsey, as Rhizz and Mounsey are oddly alike. She was disgusted at this, and quickly handed over the papers detailing Mounsey and Mounsey Juniors new jobs. She flapped her bingo wings merrily when she saw that they were to become...

waitresses in a strip bar. mounsey giggled with delight and happily ran off to the high street, to purchase his new burlesque outfit, which consisted of..

a pair of snazzy christmas socks and a negligee made of velvet. Mr Hiver, who had arrived at the scene unnoticed, owned the bar and was thrilled to take Mounsey on board. However, his main source of income, Borbie the Tranny was starting to get jealous. One faitful night, Borbie walked to wear Mounsey was sleeping and...