Dave thought that was really cool and wore the blonde hair like a wig. Courtney, mistaking Dave for Kurt, slapped him really hard. Dave started to cry tears of blood...

Ellie lapped at them like a dog, desperate to get memorabilia. But as soon as she'd done that, she realised the tears were poison, and died on the floor, seeing Adam the Lab Technician as she passed away. Beckie went HA.

Beckie soon realised that she had lost her favourite Beezlebub and shot herself. Adam The Lab Technician, desperate to save her, gave Beckie mouth-to-mouth. She screamed and kicked her legs in the air, before drowning in Adam's spit and dying.

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Beckie rolled into the road to get crushed by the ongoing tesco lorry, now driven by no-one. It stopped dead, and rolled onto its side, landing ontop of Dave and Courtney. They screamed and coughed randomly.

Dave managed to get free, but Courtney was trapped under the wheel. Courtney screamed for help, but Dave just laughed and trod on her hand. He walked away to run into Jeffree Star...

Jeffree snarled and pulled out a pistol. He aimed it at Dave, but shot his foot instead. This caused him/her/it to cry and cry and cry, until all of the makeup was gone...

Dave looked at Jeffree with no makeup on and screamed a big girly scream. He could hear someone moaning behind him, he turned around and saw Jared quivering behind a tree. Dave said 'There, there Jared, eveything's going to be alright'...

Jared started to breathe really heavily, until Dave got scared. He looks at Jareds back, to see Paris Hiltons chihuahua clinging by its teeth to his flesh. A tear rolled down Jareds face, and landed on the floor...

Dave, feeling really sorry for Jared, handed him a tissue and ran. Jared still scared out of his mind, ran around in circles until the evil, demented chihuaha fell to the floor. He stepped on the puny dog and broke it's back...

Jared could now hear Paris screaming, "LIKE! OH MY GOSH! NO WAY!" She screamed in a terribly high pitched tone, making Jared fall to the floor in agony. Out of her handbag she pulled a lumberjack shirt, made Jared wear it, then put the corpse of the dog in her purse.

She then hit Jared numerous times with her handbag, the blood from the dog spewed everywhere. Jared apologised to Paris and they walked off. Shannon had figured out what Paris had done to Jared and started stalking them...

Shannon sneaked closer to Jared, and placed a gun in his hand. Jared knew who it was so he didnt turn round. Pretending to put his arm round Paris (who started to giggle mindlessly) he put the gun to her head, and BANG! (No brains came out as everyone knows shes really dumb)

Paris fell to the floor and kind of... deflated. Jared stopped still, then Shanon took his hand and they skipped away. Nicky Hilton stood at the dead body of Paris and said evilly: 'I'm gonna get you one day Jared'...

THAT'S THE END OF PART 1. PART 2 SHALL BE CONTINUED ON ANOTHER THREAD.
THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED & SHALL BE LOCKED. MWUHAHAHA.
FEEL FREE TO READ THROUGH THOUGH.

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