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PostSubject: Multi-'story' PART III   Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:37 pm

HOWDY HO. I cant be bothered to make an introduction, so here comes part 3.

Kurts head rolled along the floor, completely bald and red. He rolled into a shop, to see Dave kicking the shopkeeper. He screamed, and fell into a deep coma...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:42 pm

Kurts head still was rolling randomly on the floor, and Dave was stuffing skittles into his pockets. All of a sudden, Serj Tankian kicked the door down, failing to notice it wasn't locked in the first place. Serj said: 'Alright punk, what's with all these lie lie lies behind these empty walls?! And why are yooh stealing my chop suey?' Dave, quite frightened, tried to make a dramatic 'shattering glass' exit through the window but, just ended up knocking himself out and he lay on the floor in a bed of skittles...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:19 pm

Suddenly, the Skittles magically began to flow into Daves mouth. Serj turned around, to see Stephen Hawking in the doorway. HA HA HA I AM GOD! A black hole appeared next to the counter, and began to suck everyone inside...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:22 pm

'NOW YOU KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH THE HAW-KING. SUCK-ER. HA-HA-HA'. Serj, fearing for his life, pulled his beard off and it began to run towards Hawking. With the beard climbing ever higher towards Stephen, he tried to scream before it crawled into his incredibly saliva drenched mouth 'AH-AH-AH-AH-AH. OH BOTH-ER. I'M NOT GO-ING TO SAY A-LIVE.'

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:10 am

But all of a sudden, swoops in Stephen's nurse! "I'll save you Stevey!!!".
The beard pierced her forehead, leaving her with a lightning bolt scar.
"Your...Your...HARRY POTTER!" screamed Serj, running for his life, but he tripped over Dave's unconcious body.
"THANK-YOU." Stephen said to his nurse, but by the time he had said it, she had already flown out of the shop. Kurt meanwhile, was...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:24 pm

...squashed on the floor. Serj had fallen on top of Kurt's head whilst it was rolling aimlessly around the shop. Dave awoke from his unconscious sleep and ran out of the shop. Looking left and right, he wondered where to next before the evil Stephen Hawking found him to get revenge. Dave went to cross the road, with the Green Cross Code in mind, but a pink limo came speeding down the street and hit him, sending Dave flying. Out of the limo came...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:29 pm

Jeffree Star. A crowd of amused onlookers had formed, some pointing and wondering what to do with the unconscious Dave. Jeffree spotted Dave, flicking his bright pink hair over his shoulders he screamed: "DAVE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!" Dave groaned, not just because his liver had exploded, and also that he'd been unconscious little than a minute ago, but also because he hated these fangirls...or boys...? Anyway, Jeffree approached Dave, holding his autograph book and squealing for Dave to sign it. Dave rolled his eyes, then...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:00 am

legged it down the road, despite the fact he was half crippled. Along the way, he ran/fell into Michael Jackson, cause he slipped on an Oxo cube. 'Ooh, Ahh and a tweet diddley tweep,' Michael sang, 'What was that for my buck-toothed little friend?' Dave gasped, and...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:13 am

hugged Michael. Dave squeezed him so tight that Michael's head exploded spraying the plastic contents all over the pavement. Jimmy Urine appeared randomly from out of a bush an started licking the contents off the floor. Dave was terrified and began to ran towards...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:45 am

Pete Burns, whose lips exploded everywhere from the botox thing. Suddenly, the Queen half fell from a tree, "One is not amused." Then she fell even further, and landed in a heap on the floor. Dave realised her legs were missing. This was because of..
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:48 am

the girl from The Exorcist had bitten them off. All of a sudden, the Queen started to have a fit and she turned orange. She stabbed Pete Burns in the belly button with her razor sharp crown and 'click-click slideded' her way down the street to go and find...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:50 am

the Jehovahs Witnesses, for a safe place to live. Little did she know, they were evil! Dave screamed as the girl fell from the tree, spinning her neck all the way round. Fortunately, before he heard what she/he/it had to say, he ran away to..
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:53 am

Never-Never Land and met Peter Pan. They got married and murdered Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell came back to haunt them though, she sprinkled iron filings in Peter Pan's eyes and he was blinded forever. Dave feared for his life, so he dug a hole and met a mole named...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:56 am

Garibaldi. Garibaldi was an amazing little thing, and even had a pet called Bon-bon the Unicorn, given to him by ellie and a 1836th birthday present. Dave and Garibaldi lived a happy life, until...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:58 am

the girl from The Exorcist threw poor Garibaldi out the window (is there any wonder why Dave isn't dead yet?!). Dave was heart-broken so, he set fire to his hair and rolled around on the floor. When he suddenly had a thought...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:01 pm

he would go find Krist, to carry on his tale before he died! Dave put out the fire in his hair, and found out he was half bald. Starting to cry, he made his way out of the door (kicking the kid from the exorcist in the face on the way) and began his journey to...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:04 pm

Hawaii with the kid from The Exorcist clinging onto his leg. They became quite attached on this journey (attached meaning the kid had become part of Dave's leg). When he finally found Krist, he wasn't actually 'Krist' anymore, he was now Kristina. Dave was horrified and when he started to cry the tears burned the kid from The Exorcist's skin. Krist(ina) said...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:07 pm

"Hello dearest david. Its been so long. And you look spiffing..."

Krist licked his lips, and Dave backed away into one of the volcanoes, Kristina following him. The lave sizzled around the kid thing from the exorcist, and she finally melted away. "Come here my pretty," said Krist. Dave..
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:10 pm

used his mole skills he'd learned from Garibaldi and quickly dug an escape tunnel. Whilst in the tunnel he found a tiny family of hungry gremlins, they bit at his face and when Dave finally managed to get above ground all that was left of his face was half an ear and his teeth. Everyone around him screamed and...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:12 pm

collapsed on the floor. Except for one person - ellie. She laughed and laughed not realising that the gremlins were coming for her. They hid in the trees, and peoples hair, before finally...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:16 pm

they ate Ellie's face too. All the people who were unconscious had their faces torn to pieces. Dave was still alive for some reason and he stole this dudes scooter and rode of into the horizon to find...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:19 pm

Jared, who amazingly, was still alive from his motorway incident. Dave didnt actually find him himself - Jared had stuck his foot in the scooters wheel, nicked it, and rode off. Jared whistled, Whistle While You Work To Himself, when suddenly..
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:21 pm

Jared rode over a rock and flew into the air at great speed. He giggled to himself until he hit his head off a larger rock, Jared was now unconscious but he was talking to himself. A group of people surrounded him as he talked about...

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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:25 pm

fairies and butterflies. And beckie. (HA!) He muttered until they tried to carry him off to their secret lair. Jared screamed and ran off, met beckie, and they skipped away into the horizon. Ellie growled, and jareds fans suddenly decided to ...
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PostSubject: Re: Multi-'story' PART III   Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:27 pm

kill Beckie and allow Jared to have the love of his life, Ellie.
Relieved, Jared said "Thank God my fans saw sense and let me be with you." Ellie twitched and spun round in circles until she accidently fell off a cliff. Jared screamed and tried to get her back but she was gone - in a crumped heap on the ledge below. A person came up behind Jared and...

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